DOWSCHLONGS
Overview
The DOWSCHLONGS rides the wave of Solana’s wild market swings, paying homage to the grind of every degenerate who’s held through the dumps and stayed ready for the next pump. Think of it as the unofficial leaderboard of Solana’s toughest schlongs — no suits, just pure hustle and DIAMOND DICKS in the trenches.
Approach
The ultimate tribute to every savage degenerate who’s got the biggest schlongs and refused to fold, holding tight through all the Solana rug pulls and flash crashes. It’s not your fancy Wall Street index — it’s the raw, unfiltered scoreboard for those who got schlonged hard, bagged heavy, and are still ready to moon back from the deepest trenches. Diamond DICKS only, no SOFT SCHLONGS allowed.
Diamond DICKS only.
